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OMG I never thought this was possible>> video.yahoo.com/network/100000…
I literally fell on the floor with laughter

see Omar people do decide to dance in a well thought up synchronized movement in real life


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Answer the questions, start your sentence with "I am a.." and piece the rest together. Post your sentence in the title box and Voila! Tag random friends so they can try too!

What color/kind of socks are you wearing?
[ ] Red= loud
[ ] Green= stupid
[ ] None= freaky
[ ] Fuzzy=gorgeous
[ ] Yellow= innocent
[ ] Purple= a little too happy
[ ] Black= emo
[ ] Stripes= funny
[ ] Gray= skanky
[ ] Pink= preppy
[ ] Light blue= sweaty
[ ] Other= hot
[x] White= sexy

What kind of pants are you wearing?
[ ] Shorts= cutie
[ ] Skirt/skort= skank
[ ] Tight jeans= scene kid
[ ] Ripped jeans= emo
[ ] Camo= cage fighter
[x] Jeans= prep
[ ] Pajamas= pimp
[ ] Cargo= clown
[ ] Sweats= athlete
[ ] Boxers= brat
[ ] Bootie shorts= female
[ ] Pj's= ninja
[ ] Capris= Gangster
[ ] Nothing= hoe
[ ] Dickies= weirdo
[ ] Bikini bottoms= tiki girl
[ ] Other= sex addict


What is your natural hair color?
[ ] Auburn= that every one wants to make out with
[ ] Blonde= with a nice ass
[x] Black= with a big heart
[ ] Dark brown= with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
[ ] Red= that likes to have fun
[ ] Brown= with a sexy smile
[ ] Dirty blonde= with sexy eyes
[ ] Bald= with herpes
[ ] Other= who loves to be different

Pick the month you were born on:
[ ] 1 - killed
[ ] 2 - needed
[ ] 3 - killed
[ ] 4 - shot
[ ] 5 - ate
[ ] 6 - smoked with
[x] 7 - cuddled with
[ ] 8 - ran shirtless with
[ ] 9 - stabbed horribly by
[ ] 10 - who banged
[ ] 11 - slept with
[ ] 12- ran naked with

Pick the day you were born on:
[ ] 01 - a dildo
[ ] 02 - a dog
[ ] 03 - a condom
[ ] 04 - a toothbrush
[ ] 05 - my best guy friend
[ ] 06 - The trojan man
[ ] 07 - Barny the dinosaur
[ ] 08 - a prostitute
[ ] 09 - a pornstar
[ ] 10 - a bag of weed
[ ] 11 - A homo
[ ] 12 - Paris Hilton
[ ] 13- a horse
[ ] 14 - a lesbian
[ ] 15 - a stripper
[ ] 16 - a pickle
[ ] 17 - a shoe
[ ] 18 - a jew
[ ] 19 - an orange
[ ] 20 - a lover
[ ] 21 - a homeless guy
[ ] 22 - your dealer
[ ] 23 - my crush
[ ] 24 - an easter egg
[x] 25 - a jar of honey
[ ] 26 - the kool-aid man
[ ] 27 - a bowl of cereal
[ ] 28 - a french fry
[ ] 29 - a whore
[ ] 30 - a glass of milk
[ ] 31 - Ur grandma

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
[ ] White - because I love marijuana
[ ] Black - because im sexy as hell
[ ] Pink - Because the lil people told me to
[ ] Blue- because I have AMAZING boobs
[x] Red - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
[ ] Polka Dots - because i'm good in bed
[ ] Purple - because I'm gay
[ ] Gray - because that's how I roll
[ ] Other - because I have double D's
[ ] Green - because i hate my life
[ ] Orange - because I smoke crack
[ ] Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
[ ] Brown - because i had to
[ ] Shirtless - because I've got abs
[ ] Aqua- Cause the 306CBZ kick c

I am a sexy prep with a big heart, and I coddled with a jar of honey because I'm a pimp and your jealous
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shit why didn't any one tell me the trailer was out
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRWIsj…
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I hat the cast but you goto love the movie
trailer is AWESOME
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there should be a subtitle in the view if the auther


Natural Hair Color
x] Black - $100
[] Blonde - $50
[] Red - $75
[] Brown - $15
[] Bald - $5
[] Other - $2

Eye Color
[x] Brown - $150
[] Green - $75
[] Blue - $50
[] Hazel - $100
[] Other - $15

Height
[] Over 7' - $200
[] 6'8" to 7' - $175
[x] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150
[] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75
[] 4'9" to 5'4" - $50
[] Under 4'9 - $45

Age
[] 41 to 50 - $150
[] 31 to 40 - $100
[] 26 to 30 - $75
[] 21 to 25 - $50
[] 19 to 20 - $25
[x] 0 to 18 - $100

Birth Order
[] Twins (or more) - $300
[x] First Born - $300 (hell ya!!)
[] Only Child - $250
[] Second Born - $150
[] Middle Child - $100
[] Last Born - $200
[] Third Born - $100
[] Fourth Born - $100
[] Fifth Born - $375

Drink?
[x] No - $400
[] Only holidays - $250
[] Sometimes - $215
[] YES - $200
[] Only weekends - $300
[] Every other day - $50
[] Once a day - $15
[] I live from the bottle


Total so far | $1200

Vision
[] perfect vision - $300
[] Have glasses/contacts but don't wear them-$200
[] No correction - $100
[x] Glasses - $50
[] contacts - $25
[] Surgical correction - $135


Family's Car Color(s)
[] White - $2,000
[] Maroon - $800
[] ( Coper) Gold - $700
[x] Gray - $600(I told them we should get a blue one)
[] Blue - $900
[] Pink - $475
[] Black - $450
[] Red - $400
[] Green- $350
[] Silver $300
[] Purple- $250
[] Metallic - $200
[] Yellow - $100
[] Primer - $75
[] Tan- $20
[] Rusted - $15
[] No Car - $0

Shoe Size
[] Over 13 - $300
[] 12 1/2 to 13 - $250
[] 11 to 12 - $700
[] 10.5 - $650
[x] 7 to 10 - $600
[] Under 7 - $550

Total so far | $2450

Favorite Colors (3)
[] Green - $750
[x] Black - $600
[x] Red - $800
[] Yellow - $475
[] Brown - $50
[] Purple - $225
[] White - $400
[] Aqua - $350
[] Orange - $300
[x] blue - $300
[] Pink - $100
[] Other - $ 50

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[] Yes - $0
[] On Some - $750
[x] No - $1000

Total so far | $5150

How many people are you going to tag?
[] Over 61 - $250,000
[] 51 - 60 - $100,000
[] 41 - 50 - $50,000
[] 31 - 40 - $10,000
[] 21 - 30 - $5,000
[] 11 - 20 - $1,000
[] 1 - 10 - $500
[x] 0 -$500 (as tempting as the number may seem, I tag no one but you're free to tack it if you wish)

Total: $5,650

yay know if I time share 10% of my body I can get a PS3

friends on DA starting with ones from real life

:iconnems92: :icondarkness-flame-fox: :iconomaraty009: :iconja-f-ar: :iconryuuzaki-sama: :iconforsha: :iconmoatazezzo:
:iconlostintellectual: :icontakeru-amakane0015: :iconcrimson-tea: :iconregreme: :iconhuna-chan: :iconchelsx: :icontoadster26: :iconcrying-chimera: :iconsmilexstranger: :iconakaoj: :iconshadosong: :iconshamankid: :iconrainbow--ferret: :icontryllyum::iconsecreena-7: :iconthali-n: :iconblazing-wings: :iconangelus-fabula: :iconveguetto: :iconlaeranh: :iconsconovianus:

my watches

:iconabsent-reality: :iconazure321: :iconchibikyo7: :iconcreseia: :iconsoccerbeast: :iconthestrawberrycream: :icondyemelikeasunset: :iconsakimichan: :iconsatoshi-hiroyui: :iconhinza: :iconmiyasaki-kogaji:

clubs

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got this journal from :iconwat3rki: follow the mct421.deviantart.com/art/Ques… to start the engine and just copy past

1. What would you do if you hadn't met Wat3rki?
I wouldn't be doing this journale(that's convenient)

2. Oh no, Omar got kidnapped by aliens! What do you say once they get back?
you couldn't handle him ether

3. What do you think about Omar?
she should give me her address so I can go and fix her computer

4. Ever slept in the same room with Mo3taz?
no, maybe

5. What would you do if Ahmed confessed love to you?
I'd fall on the ground and laugh my ass of as I'm doing right now

6. Would you marry Nabile?
yes, maybe, it will never work :cries:

7. Takeru just got vaporized in a freak accident. Now what?
um....(1 hour later....)
um.....

8. What do you think of Youssef?
he should team up with me to rule the world

9. Does Moatafa make you hot?
this is just to much


10. Would you marry Mysara?
I seem to be getting a lot of proposal from  same sex gender
witch part of my body looks lucks a girl
and yes.....

friends on DA starting with ones from real life

:iconnems92: :icondarkness-flame-fox: :iconomaraty009: :iconryuuzaki-sama: :iconforsha: :iconmoatazezzo:
:iconlostintellectual: :icontakeru-amakane0015: :iconcrimson-tea: :iconregreme: :iconhuna-chan: :iconchelsx: :icontoadster26: :iconcrying-chimera: :iconsmilexstranger: :iconakaoj: :iconshadosong: :iconshamankid: :iconrainbow--ferret: :icontryllyum::iconsecreena-7: :iconthali-n: :iconblazing-wings:

my watches

:iconabsent-reality: :iconazure321: :iconchibikyo7: :iconcreseia: :iconsoccerbeast: :iconthestrawberrycream: :icondyemelikeasunset: :iconsakimichan: :iconsatoshi-hiroyui: :iconhinza: :iconmiyasaki-kogaji:

clubs

:icond-exorcists-club: :iconkeyblade-warriors: :iconkeybladefaith: :icononepiecefan:
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